-The Lion of Judah Interview-

Conducted and edited by: cold_fusion


Well, first of all. I'd like to take time to thank you for sitting down with Sohh U.

The Lion of Judah: The pleasure is all yours.

Right. So what brought you to sohh.com?

The Lion of Judah: 9-11 and a computer screen left at the forums. Once the Lion sat down and looked at what people were saying. He realized they would be good targets.

So, hip-hop didn't bring you to the site?

The Lion of Judah: Not directly, the Lion got linked up from Ohhla.com to here a couple of times. But he just checked the main page news occasionally. He didn't even bother with the forums.

What is exactly is talking in the 3rd person all about?

The Lion of Judah: Lions don't talk in first person, they are kings of jungles and the like.

But why a lion?

The Lion of Judah: Silly interviewer, the Lion did not chose to born a Lion, it just happened.
The Lion: Here is what the Lion looks like. Sorry about the angle, it's a computer camera.... .It was a bad mane day.

So, what does the lion do when not marking his territory on sohh?

The Lion of Judah: The Lion is a talent agent It is his job to get other people jobs and then take some of there profits.

What kind of talent to you book? Tap dancers? Rappers?

The Lion of Judah: Actresses who can't really act in the traditional sense of the word.

Like hand models?

The Lion of Judah: Something of that nature

Would any of Sohh U's readers have seen the talent you've booked?

The Lion of Judah: Sohh? Of course, urrybody here is under 16.

Being Jewish, how do you feel about sohh's general negative out look on Jews?

The Lion of Judah: If morons liked Jews then the Lion would be worried

So, you feel most of Sohh are morons?
The Lion of Judah: When’s the last time you have dared to read something in "The Spot", "The Ladies Room" Or "Just Bugging Out"? Hell, KTL is supposed to be the refined Intelligentsia, but is also filled with a variety of morons

What do you think would make Sohh a better site?

The Lion of Judah: Giving the Lion full dictatorial moderator powers and replacing the existing logo with a big Star of David.

What does the Lion currently listen to?

The Lion of Judah: Non Fiction, The Second Grave Diggaz, Moment of Truth, Swollen Members "Bad Dream" andof course JMT Violent by Design

What is your opinion of popular hip-hop?

The Lion of Judah: All downhill since MTV gave 2 days to Wu Tang's Forever release. That was the apex

Well, it's that time again.

The Lion of Judah: Yais?

Yes, you guessed it. Word Association.
Republican.

The Lion: Reagan

Democracy

The Lion: Athens

Evil

The Lion: Whatever opposes the Jewish race :-)

Peace

The Lion: Impossible

Justice

The Lion: Can never be given out equally to all

Jay-Z

The Lion: Dick sucking lips

Nas

The Lion: Iced out tennis shoes

KRS-One

The Lion: Nas's mentor in hypocrisy

Antipathy

The Lion: Give's excellent head

New Jeruzalem Journalist

The Lion: Needs to amke the Lion a mod

F.A.U.S.T.

The Lion: Rather smart

cold_fusion

The Lion: Battled Scarred Shogun

ok, any final "fuck you's”?

The Lion: Yais, Skippy you are a whimpering poodle cunt. Antipathy needs to return from the brink of insanity and return to his pre Iraqi war levels. And stop masturbating to Margolas. Islam is Malsi if spelled backwards, and for every one of you stupid cunts that has Lion envy, you can all bugger off, and stop emailing the Lion, crying about how he hurt your feelings. Soft biatches. Yais, and whoever the Lion was to lazy to insult, remember, the Lion hates you too and will continue wishing you death. YAis, yais

Any shout outs?

The Lion: Yais, cold fusion can get a shout out, BPsycho is rather ok, NJJ is not too bad, White Legend and Maamin(where is that cunt) are great defenders, Kaz would make the list if he was normal in the head, Pickaxxe is the only German who would not get ice picked upon meeting, Apps is a rather smart fellow, and to all to whoever else the Lion forgets. Your welcome for the privilege of interviewing the Lion, he must now return to slumber. Roar.



















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