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SOHH To Get Phone Sex Service
SOHH, Angry at not getting many funds from the Paypal required to access the "Search" Option has decided to add a Phone Sex Line for SOHH Members. The President and at the time Only Operator of this project is SOHH Member "Massa BuuStaffa" aka "Constance Teenio". This is because of recommendations from multiple SOHH Female members and 1 male member,BabyCT,darealest_chick and God_Tua. For 99c a Minute you can be soothed to orgasm by the sounds of Constance Teenio telling you how he'd like to massage your feet and toes with his Tounge. BabyCT has already blessed the SOHH Exclusive phone line with over 200 Dollars from XXX Line use.






-Eminem Has Nasty Spill On Anger Management Tour!-
It appears as though Eminem has been making quite a name for himself lately.. Being white helps but lets face it...his work is excellent & undeniable. But as of late people have been worried about Mr. Slim Shady... As a matter of fact. Slim has been seen many times PLASTERED out of his mind right before a stage performance. We can all say that it's caught up to him now because in Bangcock, China, Eminem has found himself in the hospital surrounded by asians doctors & nurses in a body cast!! Word is Eminem was drinking Wild Turkey and slipped off the stage not paying attention to his path. "The Aftermath" of this whole situation is that Eminem has been scratched off future dates and will now be sipping his food from a straw. We caught up with Andre Young (Dr. Dre) who is CEO of Aftermath Entertainment and this is what he had to say.. "Man I can't believe this shit! Yo.. If something happens to Em everybody at my label will be fired! That's it! YO YO! *shouting to staff* Call the hospital and see if he's OK dogg!! Anyways yeah, Em as we all know is my dogg and most importantly my money maker so he will be getting the best of attention. And I ain't gay. Fuck all yall!"