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-What's so funny?-
I'll tell you what's funny! Noreaga recently called Canibus & asked him about Eminem and according to word on the street, Canibus told Noreaga he was in no position to ask him about anything considering he got sonned by Nas on the radio. Noreaga was furious and hung up the phone causing the long distance bill in England to sky rocket! Apparently Canibus didn't realize Noreaga hung up the phone and stayed on for 1 hour & a half and didn't notice the dead air. So now Canibus is very furious with Noreaga who had the following statements regarding this situation.. "I apologize. My father just died". Canibus on the other hand had some different words for NORE... "Yo yo yo.. When I see duke I'mma eat his ass!" Lord knows what's going on and could go on after this.
-"I ain't "GAY"-
For those of you who don't who the gay rapper is.. You're lookin at him. All these years have past by and rumors have circulated throughout the industry on who in fact is the gay rapper. Ranges were from Q-Tip to Jay-Z to L.L. Cool James. I'm here to tell you that "Caushun" is infact gay.. and is infact a rapper. What does that make him? The Gay Rapper? Nope. The Homo Rapper. Caushun has brought to my attention that he does not like using the word gay because it sounds too gay. He prefers "Homo" considering he was raised in the ghetto and considers himself a ruffneck. "Just because I am "homo" doesn't mean I ain't gully. Nah mean? I mean shit, I was kicking ass all the way up to college. Now I'm a full fledged rap star and I still don't play that. Nah mean baby? Gimmie some dick." What enquiring minds really wanna know is.. If Caushun dropped an ill album... and you bought it and bumped it... would you be considered a fuckin faggit?
Wu-Tang's Raekwon the Chef Digging for the Right Recipe - 09/24/2002 - I-Hate-You
Deep in the slums of Shaolin, Corey Woods aka "Raekwon the Chef," was caught picking his nose while chillin in the cut with his soul brother, Ghostface Killah. When asked about this, an embarrassed Raekwon said, "Nahmean God, its like, nahimsayin, like, yo God, nahmean, like, word is bond, nahimsayin God, like yo, the Gods, thats how we get down, nahimsayin?" Raekwon thin sipped his whiskey and continued "Like word is bond, boogers are my brothers and all that. When the mucus comes together with the dust particles and pollen, the boogers form, nahmean God? Its like, nahimsayin, the Gods, the Clan, we form like that too. Like Genius, Masta, U-God, and Deck are the mucus Gods, nahmean? And then you got like, the God Rza, Dirty, Mef, and me and Ghost as the dust and pollen particles because we're more out there like that God, nahmean? Word is bond yo. So its like, I got a special relationship with boogers God, cuz I feel what they're goin through in the struggle, cuz I'm goin through the same thing with my brothers and all that, nahimsayin?" When asked to comment, Ghostface Killah just said "word to my brother" and proceeded to french kiss Raekwon. Afterwards, a taken away Ghostface said "yo son, like thats how the Gods get down. Thats my brother and I'm gonna give him a kiss to show him some love. Ain't nothin wrong with that God." After the brief interview, Rae and Ghost threw us out and put a "Don't Come a Knockin' if the Bed's a Rockin" sign on the door. We can only speculate what took place after that.